Shakedown Scorecard

  Shakedown’s practices are closed to the public. Though this allows us the ability to develop and press ourselves creatively without scrutiny, it also frustrates those of you who are keeping track of Shakedown members on your “laugh cards”. With this website we are able to keep you updated on member stats so you can see who wins each practice!

  Sunday May 3

  Joel - 27 laughs, 3 chuckles, 10 claps, 3 uncomfortable silences, 1 insightful moment.

  Toni - 30 laughs, 0 chuckles, 2 claps, 1 uncomfortable silence. Note: Originally Toni was credited with 72 laughs, but the “Dead Parrot” scene was later disqualified due to blatant theft. 

  Hector - 24 laughs, 2 chuckles, 12 claps, 9 uncomfortable silences, 9 dick “whip-outs”

  Nick - 49 laughs, 19 chuckles, 58 claps, 8 uncomfortable silences. Note: all laughs, chuckles, and claps were Nick-produced.

  Rene - 32 laughs, 2 chuckles, 10 claps, 1 uncomfortable silence. Note: Rene suffered an injury backing away from Hector’s exposed penis. This resulted in him missing half of practice.

  Matt - 183 laughs, 29 chuckes, 110 claps, 0 uncomfortable silences. Note: Though Matt was not at practice hundreds of jokes were made on his going to his brothers graduation in “Gaytona”. There was fierce discussion as to whether these should be counted towards his score, but a short phone call to Nick’s Valley College philosophy professor proved that the laughs were, in fact, Matt-induced.

 WINNER - MATT SHEELAN!!! 

  See you next week!